Top Ten White People Tweets (May 14, 2020)

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May 17, 2020 9:08 AM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - @damasceneting I want the confidence of a college freshman with "future neurosurgeon " in their bio >
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  • 02
    Text - Maria yla @taranehayeman oh my god... we forgot the amish. has anybody told the amish what's going on?? HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON THE AMISH Oversæt Tweet 07.16 · 19.03.2020 · Twitter for iPhone 65 Retweets 306 likes
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  • 03
    Text - DeViLKittySUPeRStARTM @SugarMagicSpice Netflix should have a category called "easy to follow while looking at my phone the whole time".
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  • 04
    Text - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: How long should I roast asparagus in the oven? Food Blogger: Wondering how long to roast asparagus? C'mere! I've got your answer! Me: Cool! Thank- Food Blogger:I was born on a farm in Tennessee. My father was an angry man with 3 fingers on each hand. A war injury...
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  • 05
    Face - Nevarky @Nevarky Hear me out KE CA
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  • 06
    Text - okline ooks Samantha Matt O @SamanthaMatt1 My commute is now from my bed to my living room and I am still late to work every day. I am beginning to think Iam the problem
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  • 07
    Text - linc SM @lincnotfound amazon: our prime deliveries may be delayed due to covid-19 me: thats okay *hits accept* amazon [seconds later]: *package smashes through living room window*
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  • 08
    Text - Serendipity @serendipitydon1 How single am l? My cat is ALARMED when she hears a man's voice coming out of my phone for a Zoom meeting. 9:49 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for Android
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - kie @kieransofar me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia? therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in me: you'll be able to what
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  • 10
    Text - Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers *1 in 4 car accidents are caused by texting and driving* People: "Won't be me." *1 in 302,575,350 chance of winning the Mega Millions* People: "You never know."
    via Reddit

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